Chants to the players
(Actually, you'll notice a couple of chants for staff, too)
Alan Smith:
Alan Smith, Alan Smith, Alan, Alan Smith,
When he gets the ball he scores a goal,
Alan, Alan Smith
After we was relegated in 2004 Smith gave the Leeds fans the finger because he didn't like this one:
You've signed for Scum and you won't be back
Allan Clarke:
(A couple of weeks before his transfer to the Gods)
Allan Clarke superstar
Walks like a womon and he wears a bra
(And after the transfer)
Allan Clarke superstar
How many goals have you scored so far?
Billy Bremner:
To the tune of "Black Velvet Band" a traditional Irish Folk song sang by many different artistes:
His eyes they shone like diamonds
As he lifted the Cup from the stand
There stood Billy Bremner (stretch the Billy Bremner)
Stood there with the cup in his hands
Chant:
Billy Bremner's Barmy Army
To the melody of Quantanamera:
There's only one Billy Bremner, one Billy Bremner...
Brian Deane:
Deano, Deano, Deano ...
Bruno Robeiro:
Bruno-o
Eddie Gray:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Eddy Eddy
Eddy Eddy Eddy Eddy Eddy Gray
George Graham:
This has been sung to our former manager:
There's only one George Graham...
And:
We're George Grahams barmy army...
Mick Jones:
To the tune of "When you're smiling":
When you're smiling,
when you're smiling
the whole world smiles with you.
When you're laughing,
when you're laughing
the sun comes shining through.
But when you're crying
you bring on the rain
so stop your crying
start smiling again
When you're smiling
when you're smiling
the whole world smiles with
M - I
M - I - C
M - I - C - K
MICK JONES !! (Cheers)
To the tune of "Na na Hey hey Kiss him goodbye" (originally sang by a band called Steam):
Na na na ...... Mick Jones
Unknown:
Mick Jones, Mick Jones is off to Mexico
'Cause Francis Lee has got VD
Mick Jones, Mick Jones
Nigel Martyn:
Englands number one, Englands, Englands number one
Tony Yeboah:
Yeboah, Yeboah, Yeboah .....
Chants